The Derpiest Story EVA!!!!

WARNING! THIS DOES CONTAIN GOOD GRAMMAR. IT'S JUST REALLY DERPY AND DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!! NO PATRIXXX!!!! MEEP!

I was walking by a GameStop and decided to get Battlefeild 3. After taking it, I walked out and tripped on a peice of poop. I screamed and pissed my pants. Later that day, I saw a television show called "Being Nude in the Shower with Mr.Spock!" I watched 10 minutes until an Xenomorph knocked on my door. I quickly wrote down the rest of my plan to take over the USA with doge memes and opened the door. I had a full bladder so I pissed on the Xenomorph. Then all of the sudden, Batman appeared and then blew up! I watched some Doctor Who with his ashes....

The Derpiest Story EVA!!!!

WARNING! THIS DOES CONTAIN GOOD GRAMMAR. IT'S JUST REALLY DERPY AND DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!! NO PATRIXXX!!!! MEEP!

PART TWO COMING SOON....